He Kaiwhakamātao Hau: He Taputapu Nui mō ngā Rāhau o waho me ngā haerenga puni

I tēnei wā i tā koe haere ki te whenua, i tā koe whakamātautau, hiahia koe kia whai wāhi i tēnei wā, kāore he raru. Ko tēnei āhua o tātai hāngā whakamātautau he mea nui mō ēnei wā hāpai, ko ngā tātai hāngā whakamātautau e whakamātautau ana i ngā wāhi tāwhai, ahakoa te hau e whakamātautau ana i te wāhi. Kāore ngā tātai hāngā whakamātautau māmā i te whakamātautau i wāhi tāwhai, nā te hau e whakamātautau ana i te ahi. Engari i tēnei tātai hāngā whakamātautau, kāore he paku whakamātautau. Ka taea e koe te whakamātautau i tōu grill, i tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tāone, tōu ahi ā-tā...... I Debang Smoking, e mātua ana mātou ki te nui o ngā taputapu tino pūmau i tēnei wā i tā koe haere ki waho. Nō reira, āta whakamārama mai ai he aha ngā take e hiahiatia ana ngā tātai hāngā whakamātautau hei mea e tāwhai ana i ngā wā hāpai ā-tāone, ā, kei hea pea e taea ai te hoko i ngā tātai hāngā whakamātautau i te uta.

He aha ngā take e whakamāhinga ana i ngā kōpae pūtahi kaha ki ngā BBQ ā-waho

He waingohia ngā kōpae pūtahi kaha mō ēnei take. Tuatahi, he mātua te ahi e taea ana te tāwhai i ngā hau mātātoko. He tino whakamāhinga tēnei i tēnei wā e kai ana koe, i tēnei wā e tīmata ana koe i te ahi o te kāinga. Whakaahua ko koe e whakamātautau ana i ngā pākākā i tēnei wā hau mātātoko me tēnei kōpae pūtahi tāwāhi – he ririhau! I tēnei kōpae pūtahi kaha, ka whakamātua te ahi, ā, kāore he whakamātautau. Ko ēnei kōpae pūtahi he whakamātautau i ngā rere o te ahi kia tāwhai, nō reira ka taea e koe te whakamātau i ngā mahi pai i tēnei wā, kāore he whakamātautau i te ahi.

Ko tēnei anō he mea pai, he tino pūmau. Ko ēnei maha i hanga kia tāwhai i ngā āhuatanga pūmau o waho. Ko ēnei āhua kia tāwhai i te wai, nō reira, mēnā he ua i tēnei wā o te kāinga, ka taea anō e koe te whakamātautau. Ā, ko ēnei āhua he mea anō, pērā i te tātai whakamātautau, e tāwhai ana i te pō. Arā, he rākau anō koe hei whakamātautau i ngā mea, hei whakamātautau i te wāhi i te pō.

He nui ngā tāngata ā-mōhini e pīrangi ana i te wāhi o te whakamātau haumaru o ngā kōpae hau-kore. He rite ki te whakamātau haumaru, he rite ki te whakamātau kia kāhore ai te whakamātau i te hāere tonu, he mea nui i tēnei wā i tāu kōpae e noho ana i tō kōpae. I Debang Smoking, kā mātou e whai ana i ngā kōpae e mahi pai ana, engari kia haumaru hoki. Ahakoa he aha tāu mahi i tēnei wā, ahakoa he aha tāu mahi i tēnei wā, he pai ake te kōpae hau-kore i te katoa. Kāore koe e whai i tēnei kōpae kāore e mahi, ā, ka whai koe i te taiao i tēnei wā.

Kei hea te hoko i ngā kōpae hau-kore pai i te utu whānui

Mehemea e hiahia ana koe ki te hoko i tēnei kōpae hau-kore, me mātau i te wāhi e taea ai te rapu i tēnei kōpae kia pai, kia tika hoki ngā utu. Ko tēnei tīmata pai i ngā wāhanga ipurangi. Ko ngā wāhanga ipurangi e pā ana ki ngā taonga ā-mōhini he nui ngā kōpae hau-kore e wātea ana. Ka taea e koe te whakamātautau i ngā āhua me ngā utu i tēnei wā. Kāore he whakamātautau i ngā whakamātautau mai i ngā kaihoko kē kia kitea ai ngā kōrero a rātou. Ko tēnei hei āwhina i te whiriwhiri i tēnei kōpae kia tūmāia, kia tika hoki mōu.

Ka taea hoki e koe te haere ki tēnei toa ā-rohe. He nui ngā toa e whiwhi ana i ēnei mātā, ā, ka taea e koe te titiro, te whakamātautau i a rātou i mua i te hoko. Nō reira ka mōhiotia e koe te pākaha o ngā mātā, ā, ka whakamātautau i ngā āhua e hiahia ana koe. I ētahi wā, ka tuku ngā toa i ngā whakamāngōtanga rānei i ngā whakamāngōtanga, īnā ko ngā hoko nui. Mēnā kei te haere koe ki te pāpara i tēnei tauā, he pai te hoko i ētahi mātā hei whakamāngōtanga.

I tēnei anō, he whakamāngōtanga ā-whānui a Debang Smoking mō ngā tāngata e hiahia ana kia whakamāngōtia ngā taonga. Ko te hoko mai i a tātou te ara pai hei whiwhi i ngā taonga pai ake i ngā utu iti ake. He ara pai tēnei hei whakamārama mō ngā mahi ā-waho i te kore whakamahinga i te nui o ngā moni. Ahakoa he nui te hāngī, ahakoa he hāere pāpara i te wāhanga o te week, he mea nui te whakamāmā i ngā taputapu tika, ā, he mātā kāore he pānga mai i te hau te mea nui. Nō reira, rapua te mātā pai rawa atu mōu, ā, whakamāmao ai mō tēnei wā pai rawa atu i waho.

Ngā raru māmā i ngā mātā kāore he pānga mai i te hau, me ngā whakamāramatanga

Ngā kōpae ahi kore-pāwhara he pai rawa mo ngā hākari ā-tāwhai me ngā haerenga ki waho. Engari i ēnei wā, he raru ātāwhai. Ko tēnei āhua o ngā raru e maha ko te kōpae ahi kāore e whakamāhinga i tēnei wā e hiahia ana koe. He pānui pōuri tēnei, īngākī hoki i te whakamāhinga i te ahi hei whakamātautau i te kai, i te whakamātautau i te mahana. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia kaha te whakamāhinga: tātai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. Mē āta whakamātautau i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi kia tāwhai ai i te wāhi o te kōpae ahi. M......

Te Tōpūnui o ngā Kōpae Ahi Kore-pāwhara mō ngā Kaihoko Whānui

Mehemea e hoko ana koe i ngā mātātoko wera kore-hau i te rahi, mōhio ai koe he aha te toa e tino pūmau ana. Ko tēnei tēnā ko Debang Smoking. I whakamātautaua ai i ngā mātātoko wera kore-hau o te whānui, ā, he pai rawa ngā mātātoko wera kore-hau o Debang Smoking mō ngā mahi i waho. He pai ngā mātātoko wera kore-hau o Debang Smoking i ngā wā e hau ana, nō reira he whirihoranga pai mō ngā BBQ me ngā hui ā-tāwhai. I te hoko i te rahi, rapua ngā mātātoko wera kore-hau e tino pūmau ana, ā, he ingoa pai hoki. Ka whakamahinga a Debang Smoking i ngā kōpae kaha kia roa te ora, kāore he hāngā kia whakamātua anō. Ko te āhua hoki he mea matua. E pai ana ngā tāngata i ngā mātātoko wera kore-hau e māmā te whakamāhi, ā, e tino pai ana te tāwhai. Kei ngā mātātoko wera kore-hau o Debang Smoking ēnei āhua rerehua me ngā tae rerehua, ā, he ataahua, he harikoa hoki. Mō ngā hoko mai i te rahi, whakaaro hoki ki te āwhina i ngā kiritaki. He toa pai te āwhina i ngā pātai, i ngā raruraru i muri i te hoko. Mēnā he mātātoko wera kore-hau e tino pūmau ana, ā, he ataahua hoki ngā hoko mai i te rahi o tāu kiritaki, ko Debang Smoking te toa e taea nei te whakapono.

Ngā whai hua o ngā mātātoko wera kore-hau mō ngā hui ā-tāwhai me ngā BBQ

Whakamāhi ngā mātātoko pūhā (lighters) kia kore ai te whānui o te hau i ngā mahi ā-tāone me ngā BBQ, he nui ngā wāhi pai. Tuatahi, e mahi ana i tēnei āhua ahakoa te hau i waho. He mea tino maha te whakamātautau i te whakamāhi i ngā aha i ngā wāhi tuwhera pērā i ngā pārākore, i ngā wāhi whakamātautau. Ko ngā mātātoko pūhā tūturu he uaua ki te hau, engari ko ngā mātātoko pūhā kia kore ai te whānui o te hau he tino pūmau. Nō reira, e whakamāhi ana koe i te BBQ, i te aha rānei, kāore he raruraru. Ko tēnā atu, he tino pūmau ake i ngā mātātoko pūhā tūturu. I hanga kia taea te whakamāhi i ngā wāhi tuwhera, he pai hoki mō ngā haerenga ā-tāone e whānui ana. I tēnā hoki, he rahi ake te rūma waihanga. Arā, he iti ake ngā wā e whakamāhi ana koe i te waihanga, he pai ake te whakamāhi i ngā wāhi tuwhera kāore he whakamātautau mō te waihanga e ngaro ana. Kua whakamārama kia māmā te whakamāhi, nō reira, ākina anō ngā tamariki e whakamāhi ana i te BBQ, i te aha rānei, i te whakamāhi haumaru. Ki te mutunga, kua whakamāmā i te kaihanga i waho. Ka tīmata tonu te aha hei whakamāhi i te BBQ hei whakamāhi i ngā hotdog, hei whakamāhi i ngā marshmallow. I te whakamātau, ko ngā mātātoko pūhā kia kore ai te whānui o te hau he nui ngā tauāki, he mea tāwhai mō ngā tāngata e pīroiroi ana i te kaihanga i waho, i te whakamātautau rānei. Mā tēnei mātātoko pūhā tino pūmau mai i Debang Smoking, ka tātai koe i ngā whakamātautau, i ngā whakamātautau pai hoki.